Funny Retro Kitchen Apron | “Don’t Make Me Poison Your Food” Apron

Add some sass to your cooking adventures with this hilarious retro-style apron! 😅 Featuring the cheeky phrase “Don’t make me poison your food…” and a vintage-inspired design, it’s perfect for grilling, baking, or just making people laugh in the kitchen. With two handy front pockets and adjustable straps, this apron is both practical and fun.

Great as a gift for foodies, chefs, or anyone who loves a good kitchen joke! 👩‍🍳🎁

Features:

• Material: 100% polyester | Lightweight with a silky finish
• Black or white adjustable straps with black buckle 🎨
• Two front pockets for extra convenience 🥄
• Crisp, vibrant print that won’t fade ✨
• Perfect for grilling, baking, or kitchen decor 🍳

Care Instructions:

🧺 Machine washable | Easy to clean and durable for everyday use

💻 Shop now and bring some humor to your kitchen! 💜

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not tumble dry, Do not bleach, Hand wash